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Tootie Fruitie 

Slang term for a Prostitute, Escort or Call girl.

Also referred to as Toots.
Let's call a Tootie Fruitie to get our rocks off.

tootie fruitie 

a very wet pussy

a fag or a gay

a pancake order at I-Hop with some type of fruity toppings
Howard: Damn that bitches pussy was wetter than a tootie fruitie!!!

John: You just a wag ass tootie fruitie!

Greg: Can i order the tootie fruitie please?

tootie fruitie by Macaw118 February 5, 2009

fruitier 

To get gheyer.
Man, this movie gets fruitier and fruitier by the minute.
fruitier by Blu-ray123 December 28, 2010
Aussie Bloke slang for fruit beer or a Vodka Cruiser
Johno and I are getting a carton of the pom pom fruities tonight
Fruities by Bosg_acog January 1, 2021

The Fruities 

The kind of intestinal distress a person experiences when they have consumed an excessive quantity of fruit or fruit juice. Effects range from severe, unpleasantly fragrant flatulence all the way to more liquid based expulsions.
After a sudden, unexpected fart, Tom immediately began to regret having eaten nothing other than a full punnet of ripe peaches for lunch. Instantly he knew that the fruities were coming.
The Fruities by QuiglyMayer October 28, 2020
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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