friend: do have instagram acc?

you: yes but it's a fp
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fp mate, i would

i know mate, who wouldn't?
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FPS is an acronym for "fat pussy syndrome". When someone claims they have FPS they mean that they are a very attractive person with a high sex appeal.
Jake: Hey did you and Laura go on that date?
Mark: Of course man, she has some serious FPS!
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Guy 1: Dude, she was hot when I took her home but when I woke up this morning she gained 200 pounds!
Guy 2: *FP*
by Hameed Bach December 6, 2010
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a film statistic for "fucks per second," referring to the number of times fuck is said in a movie per second. Currently, no movie holds a score of over 1.
Did you see Nil By Mouth? it has the highest fps of any real movie ever!
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Me: Fp?
Gf: 😜ok
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Short for 'Fat Pussy.'

Used to describe someone who is known for making excuses or backing out of plans.

Originated at UC Davis to describe students who did not want to partake in drunken festivities.
Don't be an FP, come to the bars with us!
by The Original FP June 8, 2005
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