(Fantasy-Sport Induced Emotional Discord) The emotional discord one experiences when the interests of their fantasy team are juxtaposed to those of the actual team one normally supports.
Tim, a Chargers fan, was experiencing a severe amount of F.I.E.D. (pronounced "fide") while watching Phililip Rivers pass for a career-high amount of yardage, because his opponent in fantasy football that week was benefitting from Rivers' great game.
A scale used to rate members of the opposite sex,accompanied by forming the thumb and forefinger of both hands into 'L' shapes and raising them in a series of stages while saying Fhi-h-h-h-it! up to a maximum of 5 times.
1. Fit: attractive, would happily go out with.
2. Fhi-it: Very attractive, would boast and show pictures to friends if going out with.
3. Fhi-h-it!: Extremly attractive and totaly out of our league.
4. Fhi-h-h-it!!!:'(: Supermodel, someone we'll never be allowed close to.
5. Fhi-h-h-h-it!!?!?!: Impossible, people just arent made this good.
For more information on the nuances of the scale feel free to e-mail.
Hey Dave, what would you give that girl over there by the bar, in the pink top?
Wow! she's got to be at least a high two on the F.I.T. scale, wait untill she turns round
Fresh All Day Every Day
Guy 1: Man I be F.A.D.E.D.
Guy 2: True dat Nigga you fresh
First Round Early Departure.. This word is used in tennis. Usually one would play singles and doubles in a tournament, but if u loose first round, some pull out of the doubles and go home.
I was getting ready for my doubles match when I found out my partner had lost in singles and had pulled a F.R.E.D
An acronym: Teenager I'd Like to Fuck !!!
"Check out the T.I.L.F !!"
1. (adj) Fucked Up for Free (This is notably different than fucked up for fun, as being fucked up for fun usually costs money, and there are specific guidelines to what can be classified as fucked up for free.). In order to be FUFF'd, the following criteria must be met:
1. The substance in question must be procured free of charge (i.e. found, stolen, or given to the person)
2. The person must use the substance to achieve an altered state of consciousness.
Carly: "Dude.. I'm wicked high right now off the baggie I found in the hallway."
Chris: "So you're F.U.F.F. Congratulations!"
George: "Dude, I'm wicked fuff'd right now!"
Matt: "On what?"
George: "Paint, cough syrup, and non-prescription pain killers!"
Matt: (nods approvingly) "Good looks, man!"
Pain tolerance levels i.e. Scale from 1-10 used by medical professionals when you enter a hospital. If your talking and you say a 10 your a douche bag!
1) You stubbed your toe. It's now broken.
2) You dropped yourself into a vat of luke warm milk at a college frat gig i.e. see lame
3) You tripped up the stairs!
4) You burnt your wrist pulling pizza's out of a oven.
5) Your girl/guy punched you for being a complete douche bag, fag hag, bitch that took your thunder/mate. TKO
6) loosing a loved one, getting sh*t faced and falling in a ditch, waking up with a broken foot and leg. or
Your boy/girlfriend dumped hot wax from a 5hr burning candle on your nipples and went way too far. This causes 2nd to 3rd deg., burns.
7) Third degree burns/or/Loosing a Loved one (This can manifest into non~conversion and numbness to limbs and throbbing head aches/body parts manly to the right side of the human body).
8) Body parts dis located in an explosion of war.
9) Being involved in a 10 car pile up, restricted by seat belts, driving @ 90+ on the interstate, i.e. see douche bag drivers.
10) Being dropped in a vat of visceral material for more than 10 sec.
ER attendant: Sir what would you say your PTL's are today?
Patient: Well my girl found out I was hooking up with this other broad and put tube steak in a meat grinder. She flipped out like Lorana on meth. So I'd say "a 10. BTW your a hot blond thang can I get yo' #?"
ER attendant: No, if you can take a digit and troll your bs, I rate you at a 7. Nurse, can you get Mr. Meat grinder in a room before he bleeds out on our floor.