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A word describing someone masturbating in the dark while crying. Symptoms that show someone might be participating in ezzaculation include but are not limited to listening to emo music.
"Hello, my name is Erin and I ezzaculate."
"Eww! I think that guy in the corner is ezzaculating!"
by LJP666 January 22, 2006