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A friendly greeting, often used in the West Midlands and North of England.
Used in typical conversation:

Emma: "Ey up duck, ows yer ma?" (Hello, how is your mother?)
Lee: "Shes alreet" (She is doing well)
by JB40k April 03, 2008
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