This is the place for you if you want to find roads with traffic light after traffic light after traffic light after traffic light AFTER TRAFFIC LIGHT AFTER OH MY GOD HOW MANY TRAFFIC LIGHTS CAN YOU PUT IN ONE QUARTER MILE STRETCH OF ROAD? I JUST WANT TO GET TO THE EXTON MALL SO I CAN WALK AROUND WITH THE GOTH KIDS WHILE NOT EVER BUYING ANYTHING AND GETTING YELLED AT BY MALL COPS FOR SITTING ON THE COUCHES IN THE HALLWAY, AND I HAVE TO STOP EVERY 25 FEET TO GET FROM BUSINESS 30 TO ROUTE 30! But at least the road to the Regal Theater isn't BACKED UP ALL THE WAY FROM THE LIGHT BACK TO THE INTERSECTION OF 30 AND WHITFORD ROAD! AND WHY ARE THEY PUTTING IN A LOWES HERE!?!?!?! ARE THEY PUTTING IN ANOTHER TRAFFIC LIGHT!? THEY ARE!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHGHGHHGGG!!
"Yo, wanna go out to Exton, PA, and hit up the mall, then afterwards go see if the bowling palace can find the goodness in their hearts to rent us a lane, then wait in line for 40 minutes to get tickets to see a movie with a bunch of screaming 14-year-olds and get a stomach virus later at Chili's?"
"Sure, lemme just throw on my black shirt, chains, paint fake tears under my eyes and go ask my mommy if she'll drive us out there after taking my sister to dance class."
by Phil k May 30, 2005
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Exton is a small town that branches off of West Chester. It is known for fast cars and fast people. Everywhere you look, there are ATC kids racing one another in their tricked out Hondas down Route 100.
Everybody knows everybody and those you don't know, still somehow know your business.
You will always pass a friend on Route 100 at least once during the day
There is nothing really fun to do in Exton so all Exton's younger residents usually travel to West Chester when they want to hit bars other than The Winner's Circle.
Pretty much everyone has lived in Exton or around Exton for most of their lives and do not plan on leaving anytime soon.
But I must say, you can hit a WaWa in five minutes from any point in Exton. It is fabulous!!
by Cleveland April 03, 2005

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