Top Definition
A group of RIDICULOUSLY good looking guys who shop exclusively at Express, are always the best dressed and best looking guys wherever they go, have massive penises, are complete assholes to everyone, and are sexually active with the same women.
DUDE! The expresskimo brothers are here and they're straight about to snatch up my girlfriend because I'm such a bummy looking, small penis having homosexual compared to them!
by pretty rob November 06, 2010

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