From behind that 45 year old women appeared to have some shelf life, but when I saw her face, I realized she was an expired MILF.
by Merkin Donor2 February 8, 2008
Hey Daniel, i saw that rich old man across the road the other day and he looks like he is about to expire. Lets make friends with him so we can accumulate a bit of expiration wealth
by Unsinkable May 5, 2008
by valerie vodka June 1, 2014
by whatpeoplecallme May 26, 2021
similar to an expiration date, if you pass a certain weight your health is no good. point of no return. passing your expiration weight will end up in either many surgeries or death. beware.
"Hey! Who gave you permission to eat cake?! You're on a strict diet!"-doctor
"My wife..."-mr. portley
"No more cake! You're about to pass your expiration weight!"-doctor
"My wife..."-mr. portley
"No more cake! You're about to pass your expiration weight!"-doctor
by bambilovestoparty December 10, 2009
When a co-worker is so useless but for some reason they are still held on to in the hopes of being useful again someday.
by Senor Bunluv February 4, 2023
1. when a relationship that turns long-distance goes on so long that unused condoms purchased at the beginning of the relationship have expired.
2. the act of inflicting this situation upon another person, esp. a man.
2. the act of inflicting this situation upon another person, esp. a man.
“Are you still going out with Giselle?”
“I dunno man, I still love her, but she’s been expiration-dating me for so long I had to throw out a whole box of durex!”
“I dunno man, I still love her, but she’s been expiration-dating me for so long I had to throw out a whole box of durex!”
by Merryman Webster May 31, 2013