by bye313 October 13, 2021
by Rill GiktokExcelticus June 16, 2022
When, rather than watching pornography or having sex, you spend that time to spreading stochastic terrorism and misinformation to journalists in order to further your religious beliefs.
by Sootyjared June 16, 2022
Moses 😨 "Oh man..."
Woman 😭 "My baby! MY BABY!"
Moses "Oh jeez..."
Pharoah 😰 "How could this have happened?"
Moses "Pharoah I... I'm sorry I... I need those those slaves..."
Pharoah 😔 "Fine... Take them..."
Moses "Oo... Yeah... And I need some cows..."
Pharoah "HAVEN'T YOU TAKEN ENOUGH!?"
Moses "Yeah, I... He was pretty adamant about the cows..."
Pharoah "Fine... Just leave..."
Moses "Yeah... I'm gonna grab my magic stick-snake I don't know if that's import-"
Pharoah "GET OUT!"
Moses *Grabs snake and scurries off*
Exodus IV
Woman 😭 "My baby! MY BABY!"
Moses "Oh jeez..."
Pharoah 😰 "How could this have happened?"
Moses "Pharoah I... I'm sorry I... I need those those slaves..."
Pharoah 😔 "Fine... Take them..."
Moses "Oo... Yeah... And I need some cows..."
Pharoah "HAVEN'T YOU TAKEN ENOUGH!?"
Moses "Yeah, I... He was pretty adamant about the cows..."
Pharoah "Fine... Just leave..."
Moses "Yeah... I'm gonna grab my magic stick-snake I don't know if that's import-"
Pharoah "GET OUT!"
Moses *Grabs snake and scurries off*
Exodus IV
by Hym Iam October 25, 2023
A large, loud, slow moving, inebriated instance of students.
Similar in its descriptive classification to a herd of cows, gaggle of geese of murmuration of starlings.
Exodus—noun
A going out; a departure or emigration, usually of a large number of people.
Cunts~noun
Being used in one of the more obviously justified and easily contextually interpretive applications of the phrase.
A group (number unknown, but often greater than 5), with no regard or empathy for others residing in their (very likely) temporary "study based" surroundings, due to the overly excessive and unfiltered consumption of intoxicating substances, along with a distinctly unjustified highly inflated opinion of their own self worth.
Often heard at 'fuck-off' in the morning shouting/screaming inaudible dialect, sometimes at each other, or diversely partaking in what could only really be interpreted as a vague attempt to "sing", commonly accompanied by clapping.
Similar to having a cloned collection of the local, mostly deaf, tramp tanked up on methylated spririt and wailing karaoke/football chants at each other, in semi-unison, or otherwise, whilst rudimentarily trying to find one hand with another on a trailer being dragged through town by a milk float.
Also applicable as a phrase to encompass certain groups of sports fans (with some minor contextual adjustment).
Similar in its descriptive classification to a herd of cows, gaggle of geese of murmuration of starlings.
Exodus—noun
A going out; a departure or emigration, usually of a large number of people.
Cunts~noun
Being used in one of the more obviously justified and easily contextually interpretive applications of the phrase.
A group (number unknown, but often greater than 5), with no regard or empathy for others residing in their (very likely) temporary "study based" surroundings, due to the overly excessive and unfiltered consumption of intoxicating substances, along with a distinctly unjustified highly inflated opinion of their own self worth.
Often heard at 'fuck-off' in the morning shouting/screaming inaudible dialect, sometimes at each other, or diversely partaking in what could only really be interpreted as a vague attempt to "sing", commonly accompanied by clapping.
Similar to having a cloned collection of the local, mostly deaf, tramp tanked up on methylated spririt and wailing karaoke/football chants at each other, in semi-unison, or otherwise, whilst rudimentarily trying to find one hand with another on a trailer being dragged through town by a milk float.
Also applicable as a phrase to encompass certain groups of sports fans (with some minor contextual adjustment).
"Punch me in the face and call me Whitney! What the very shit is all that ruckus at this time of the fuck-off?!"
"Clearly an exodus of cunts"
"Clearly an exodus of cunts"
by The $h4d0w February 10, 2019
Yep.
Moses 😨 "Thank you for granting me an audience my liege... I... have a request..."
Pharoah "Yeah, cut to the chase I got a lot going on here today. What do you want?"
Moses 😨 "Um... I... Uh, I mean... Elohim wants... You... To... Let all of the slaves go... He wants all the slaves..."
Pharoah "PFFT! WHAT!? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HA! AHA! GET THE FUCK RIGHT OUT OF HERE! No! No, no you go fuck yourself, buddy! You can fuck right off with that! HA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Moses "He's... He's going to kill everybody... All of the first born sons! And the frogs!"
Pharoah "He's going to kill all the frogs?"
Moses "No it'll RAIN frogs! I... I don't know what to do..."
Pharoah "What... In the fuck is going on here? What is this? Is this a fucking joke to you?"
Moses "No! No, I... He gave me this stick *turns into snake* AH GOD SHIT!"
Pharoah "AAAH SHIT! WHAT IN THE FUCK!?"
Moses "I DON'T KNOW! I don't know! He just fucking walked up to me and he gave me a stick, man!"
Pharoah "Elohim!? That!? ☝️ The fucking guy? "
Moses "YES!"
Pharoah "Wh... How in the fuck... No. Nonono. Get the fuck out of here! GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!"
Exodus II
Pharoah "Yeah, cut to the chase I got a lot going on here today. What do you want?"
Moses 😨 "Um... I... Uh, I mean... Elohim wants... You... To... Let all of the slaves go... He wants all the slaves..."
Pharoah "PFFT! WHAT!? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HA! AHA! GET THE FUCK RIGHT OUT OF HERE! No! No, no you go fuck yourself, buddy! You can fuck right off with that! HA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Moses "He's... He's going to kill everybody... All of the first born sons! And the frogs!"
Pharoah "He's going to kill all the frogs?"
Moses "No it'll RAIN frogs! I... I don't know what to do..."
Pharoah "What... In the fuck is going on here? What is this? Is this a fucking joke to you?"
Moses "No! No, I... He gave me this stick *turns into snake* AH GOD SHIT!"
Pharoah "AAAH SHIT! WHAT IN THE FUCK!?"
Moses "I DON'T KNOW! I don't know! He just fucking walked up to me and he gave me a stick, man!"
Pharoah "Elohim!? That!? ☝️ The fucking guy? "
Moses "YES!"
Pharoah "Wh... How in the fuck... No. Nonono. Get the fuck out of here! GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!"
Exodus II
by Hym Iam October 25, 2023
God 😠
Moses "Um... I... He said..."
God "No, I know what he said! You forgot the COWS! THE COWS, MOSES! I KNEW you'd forget the cows! Me-Damnit!"
Moses "I'm sorry I..."
God "Yeah, I'm doing the thing. Frogs, blood, all of it. The cows were the most important part, Moses!"
Moses "More important than the slaves?"
God "YES! I need those cows Moses!"
Moses "What? Why? You're Elohim! You don't need cows! You made the cows!"
God "No, I- Those are the good cows, Moses. I want THOSE cows though. He needs to give them to me."
Moses 😨 "Are you..."
God "Yeah I'm doing the thing. Go! Go back! Get me those cows! The kids should be dead by now so... Go! Cows! DON'T FORGET!"
Moses 😨 *Walks off*
Exodus III
Moses "Um... I... He said..."
God "No, I know what he said! You forgot the COWS! THE COWS, MOSES! I KNEW you'd forget the cows! Me-Damnit!"
Moses "I'm sorry I..."
God "Yeah, I'm doing the thing. Frogs, blood, all of it. The cows were the most important part, Moses!"
Moses "More important than the slaves?"
God "YES! I need those cows Moses!"
Moses "What? Why? You're Elohim! You don't need cows! You made the cows!"
God "No, I- Those are the good cows, Moses. I want THOSE cows though. He needs to give them to me."
Moses 😨 "Are you..."
God "Yeah I'm doing the thing. Go! Go back! Get me those cows! The kids should be dead by now so... Go! Cows! DON'T FORGET!"
Moses 😨 *Walks off*
Exodus III
by Hym Iam October 25, 2023