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A very painful medical procedure that is a cure for cancer.
Doc: I'm sorry Mrs. Samuel, but we don't know what is causing your random tumors. We will have to have them excoted. *DUN DUN DUUUUN*

Mrs. Samuel: Oh no doctor! Is it going to hurt or make me loose my hair?

Doc: It's gonna hurt like a son-of-a-bitch, but don't worry you'll still keep ur hair!
by Susie Q and Mary Poppins August 13, 2010