The brown eye (poop shoot, butt hole) of a person named Kai. Named after Hawaiian Ewok Master Kai outta the Nor Ore. If you have ever seen an ewokai you'll know it reminds you of the little buggers off of star wars, hense Ewok's eye.
I turned the corner in the locker room and i all i saw was Ewokai, it scared the shit outta me.
by Willy Mo Boonedog November 29, 2007