A wad of toilet paper or tissues drenched with semen. Usually destined to be flushed down the toilet.
by theforum.com March 30, 2004
When familing to reach a decision about rescuing someone in trouble, Jim's friends called him an eVid.
by fstl October 26, 2008
Evidences is a gramatically incorrect version of evidence used by both religious apologetics when they talk about how much evidence for the existance of their respective diety there is.
by chrischi3 October 14, 2017
Some guy "Oy guvnah weah is yo evidunce?"
Hym "It's (The evidence) rattling around in the craniums of the people doing the same exact thing you're doing. So, you need me to peel one of them open and dig around to see if I find any?"
Iam "Stop... He's kidding. I'm sorry. I mean, you just did the thing. My initial assertion was that people were doing the thing your doing. If you're doing it then why do you think other people wouldn't?"
Hym "It's (The evidence) rattling around in the craniums of the people doing the same exact thing you're doing. So, you need me to peel one of them open and dig around to see if I find any?"
Iam "Stop... He's kidding. I'm sorry. I mean, you just did the thing. My initial assertion was that people were doing the thing your doing. If you're doing it then why do you think other people wouldn't?"
by Hym Iam April 28, 2022
A random collection of assumptions, gossip, lies, hearsay and prejudice used by NHS investigations to persecute hard-working members of staff.
Hold on there nurse, we have evidence that you are a one-legged chicken strangler; you are suspended.
by RoadUK March 1, 2017
by Havebdmdgdvdn December 24, 2016