named after the little-known celebrity, Evan Hill. contrary to other definitions of The Evan, it describes something very strange that you or anyone else has done.
by thehungryturtle June 12, 2009
by that one nibba March 9, 2019
Evan is one of the greatest people I've ever met. He changed my life from the very start. Evan is very, very intelligent and has a great sense of humor. He loves to laugh and make others laugh. He's extremely loyal. Evan's such a gentleman. Despite his outgoing personality, Evan is actually quite shy when it comes to new people or when he's around his crush. Evan sometimes makes the wrong choices when it comes to asking people out; his relationships always end in heartbreak. He hasn't found the courage to ask his one true love.
Evan is a great xc runner, and also plays cello. He has a dog who he loves. I met Ev at camp. We became fast friends, but that summer eventually came to a close. I never saw him again.
Evan is a great xc runner, and also plays cello. He has a dog who he loves. I met Ev at camp. We became fast friends, but that summer eventually came to a close. I never saw him again.
by Toomucheffort July 9, 2017
named after the little-known celebrity Evan Hill, this is best described as a way of life. to perform The Evan you must live life as a complete asshole while still maintaining or even gaining the respect of those who you humiliate.
bob: dude, you were a total dick at that party last night.
rob: yeah, i pulled The Evan though.
bob: hows that?
rob: i got invited to another party and walked out of there with four phone numbers.
rob: yeah, i pulled The Evan though.
bob: hows that?
rob: i got invited to another party and walked out of there with four phone numbers.
by alk3Evan June 3, 2009
loves me for me
always cheers me up
sees beauty in what i call flaws
loves me unconditionally
has a way of making me see the positive in negative things
doesn't pressure me
he doesn't lie
he won't cheat on me
he only wants to be w/ me....i'm his irreplaceable
smart
funny
sarcastic...in the good way
silly
ambitious//wants something out of life
hardworking
trustworthy
responsible
loves to look good//cares about his appearance
confident but far from cockyy
athletic ((major plus))
taller than me
makes me laugh and smile randomly
i love his random i love yous
he can tell me he loves me a bajillion times in a row and i wont get tired of it....b/c it just makes me understand how deep our love for each is even more
i could go on forever so i'll end it here
always cheers me up
sees beauty in what i call flaws
loves me unconditionally
has a way of making me see the positive in negative things
doesn't pressure me
he doesn't lie
he won't cheat on me
he only wants to be w/ me....i'm his irreplaceable
smart
funny
sarcastic...in the good way
silly
ambitious//wants something out of life
hardworking
trustworthy
responsible
loves to look good//cares about his appearance
confident but far from cockyy
athletic ((major plus))
taller than me
makes me laugh and smile randomly
i love his random i love yous
he can tell me he loves me a bajillion times in a row and i wont get tired of it....b/c it just makes me understand how deep our love for each is even more
i could go on forever so i'll end it here
Evan(: someone confident, knows what he wants & who he wants to be. someone who knows his life goals & ambitions, & works hard to get where to get there. someone funny, chill, caring, sweet. knows what's okay to do & what's not okay to do: meaning he knows where the limits are to whatever (play fights, etc.) & knows to never cross those limits. someone who doesn't lash out with anger so much that they have to use they're fists. someone who I can have a million of adventures with. someone who I can just make fun of & will know i'm just kidding & doesn't take it to heart. i don't want a perfect relationship; i need a couple of fights:) . someone who isn't afraid to try new things, someone honest but not harsh, someone i can have deep and meaningful conversations with. someone i know who will be there when everything goes wrong & all i need is a hug & to hear 'everythings going to be alright' . someone that isn't afraid to say 'that's her' to his guy friends. someone i can trust. someone i can have the time of my life with at home doing nothing.
by TEASETORREY January 8, 2012
Evan is a type of guy that is super caring and is willing to do anything for a girl. Even if he is not your type; He is willing to change. He is the type of guy that holds his teddy bear at night and pretends it a girl. He will do anything to please a girl and treat her like a queen. Evan is truly a one of a kind guy that you will never find again. If you ever find an Evan make sure you treasure him. He might be odd or unusual but at the end of the day he a guy that wants to love you.
by Secluded May 15, 2019
adj./adv.
1. to be awesome beyond contemplation 2. to be so good looking that one is attractive to every female present and at least one guy present 3. to be incredibly smart
noun
1. one who is awesome beyond contemplation (not to be confused with one who is "pious beyond reason") 2. one who pwns in all that he/she does
verb
1. to pwn someone so badly the pwned begs to "take it in the face" 2. to win at a competetion so completely that the loser is glad to have lost 3. to commit an act of awesome or divine magnitude
1. to be awesome beyond contemplation 2. to be so good looking that one is attractive to every female present and at least one guy present 3. to be incredibly smart
noun
1. one who is awesome beyond contemplation (not to be confused with one who is "pious beyond reason") 2. one who pwns in all that he/she does
verb
1. to pwn someone so badly the pwned begs to "take it in the face" 2. to win at a competetion so completely that the loser is glad to have lost 3. to commit an act of awesome or divine magnitude
adj./adv.
"That stunt is so evan."
"Man: I am as straight as is humanly or even not humanly possible, but that dude is pretty evanly. Multiple Women: We agree."
"That evan nerd aced the test."
"Kobe Bryant dunked that ball evanly."
noun
"The world's greatest person was beaten in karate death combat by an evan."
"Man! Stupid evan here won in incredible fashion at chinese chess again!"
verb
"Loser: Dude...I am ashamed past reason. You evaned me. May I take it in the face? Humble Victor: Yes. Yes, you may."
"Jesus evaned those Romans."
"That stunt is so evan."
"Man: I am as straight as is humanly or even not humanly possible, but that dude is pretty evanly. Multiple Women: We agree."
"That evan nerd aced the test."
"Kobe Bryant dunked that ball evanly."
noun
"The world's greatest person was beaten in karate death combat by an evan."
"Man! Stupid evan here won in incredible fashion at chinese chess again!"
verb
"Loser: Dude...I am ashamed past reason. You evaned me. May I take it in the face? Humble Victor: Yes. Yes, you may."
"Jesus evaned those Romans."
by One Who Is Awesome Beyond Contemplation October 28, 2007