Noun. A person who cannot spell, cannot read names correctly, and cannot refrain from blurting out the same cliché once every minute.
He's a right Ettinger!
by James Bone October 20, 2005
God resurrected in the 21 century, God for football, God of supplements, God of dip, god of white power
brennan ettinger is our savior
by RealKevinSpacey November 16, 2017