someone who has many odd obsessions. Possible consisting of longboards, black, jeeps, bikes, motorcycles, super smash bros., thermoses, bagels, guns, collared shirts, vans, his basement, lifting, mel, tents, and other weird obsessions. Although he has weird obsessions, but he's the kid everyone learns to love.
Ethier is one weird kid.
by ethierlover11 April 14, 2009
Singles hitter in baseball
I don't care if Matt Kemp is on first base, he's not scoring with an ethier at the plate.
by FForum July 13, 2011