Guy 1: "I saw Ethan Page inhaling some guys farts"
Guy 2: "Yeah, looks like he was giving him a dirty submarine"
Guy 2: "Yeah, looks like he was giving him a dirty submarine"
by Uncle diddler the fiddler July 12, 2022
The sexiest man alive; often known for his humongous dick. Known for his amazing sex (with women) and his support for minorities. He is very based.
Girl 1: OMG I met Ethan Page, he is so good at sex with his massive penis.
Girl 2: Damn bring me next time.
Girl 2: Damn bring me next time.
by BasedAsFrick November 21, 2021