When a midget dressed as a terrorist dances around in a rainfall of confetti and pills.
New York's hottest club is SPAB. It's got everything! Leg braces, Ersapimn Spab, slutty pet rocks, backwards russian roulette, flyrates (breakdancing pirates), a pinata filled with shaving cream and dead leaves, oxford commas, and a Hasidic Jew playing chopsticks on a comically large xylophone.
by C.Spab February 21, 2011