n, a category 5 hurricane of shit that spills from one's anus. It requires stability and usually involves a momentary lift off from the ground. First discovered by legendary toliet spelunker, Ben Ernst. His technique was only surpassed by the magnitude of destruction left in his wake
I was just in the men's bathroom until the winds picked up and I thought the world was going to end. In the confusion, I realized that it was only Ben in the end stall, unleashing the Ernst on that poor little white toliet
by EUTKY September 5, 2008
Ernst is a weird but cool dude who's probably kinda ditzy but in a funny and slightly adorable way. Ernsts are naturally jealous of the amazing Brittany's.
You're being such an Ernst.
by Whovianlady July 8, 2015
by Bob smits November 17, 2007
See bumblefuck thirds team
For centuries the term "Ernst" has been used to express feelings of displeasure. It originates from the name of the people who have kept the secrets of time alive since 1187 when Saladin retook Jerusalem and found the meaning of life, love, and pleasure. Now these terms are stored in the personality of one man. This man was Ernst, and every time he reproduces he plants his seed of knowledge in his child, assuring that his knowledge is carried on for eternity. When this seed is planted the child is immediately named Ernst, and this is where it has become a term in modern language, as the simple saying of this word will pierce the eardrum of its hearer until his dying day.
Often the term Ernst is stated with a prefix, often sounding as such: "NYERNST" or shortened and sounding: "ehnst". often the term Ernst is associated with the day Thursday, as they are always born on a Thursday of December. Thursday, when associated with Ernst is often pronounced "Tuhsday" as this is how the Ernsts of the world have pronounced it.
For centuries the term "Ernst" has been used to express feelings of displeasure. It originates from the name of the people who have kept the secrets of time alive since 1187 when Saladin retook Jerusalem and found the meaning of life, love, and pleasure. Now these terms are stored in the personality of one man. This man was Ernst, and every time he reproduces he plants his seed of knowledge in his child, assuring that his knowledge is carried on for eternity. When this seed is planted the child is immediately named Ernst, and this is where it has become a term in modern language, as the simple saying of this word will pierce the eardrum of its hearer until his dying day.
Often the term Ernst is stated with a prefix, often sounding as such: "NYERNST" or shortened and sounding: "ehnst". often the term Ernst is associated with the day Thursday, as they are always born on a Thursday of December. Thursday, when associated with Ernst is often pronounced "Tuhsday" as this is how the Ernsts of the world have pronounced it.
"NYERNST!" "what?" "oh nothing i just got a question wrong."
"Ernst only makes finger paintings on thursdays."
"Ernst only makes finger paintings on thursdays."
by Angrand April 22, 2009
that lemur is transfering one Ernst of momentum to that tree he just hit.
Did you get one Ernst for number 13 on the test?
Did you get one Ernst for number 13 on the test?
by Nick Copernicus January 5, 2006
the sound one makes when an awkward laugh is being started. occurs in the back of the throat. sounds like chnnnkkkk.
by bazz711 October 14, 2011
Gianna Ernst is a beautiful and talented singer and actress. Her voice is super gorgeous and her vocal range is crazy. She is also so fucking gorgeous with the prettiest face. She has a super big following on her instagram .
by jamila_sings167 December 10, 2019