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Eric Johnson 

A Guitar virtuoso of the 80s, like joe Satriani, Steve Vai, and Yngwie Malmsteen. Known for always playins his signature Fender Stratocaster. Influences include jazz, rock, pop, and blues. unlike many guitarists, he crafts his songs and solos instead of just blazing the fretboard. played at a recent G3 concert with Joe Satriani and Steve Vai.
I just got the new Eric Johnson Record.
Eric Johnson by recab2 August 10, 2006
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Eric Johnson 

ERIC S.JOHNSON is amazingly talented at the guitar!...but he also plays some awsome piano, and has been known to play a mandelin..He is an amazingly talented musician!!!!!!
Eric Johnson is sweet, sensitive, smart, shockingly good looking, funny, kind, thoughtful, responsible, ripped, fabulous, generous, honest, incredible, fun, is not in any way, shape, or form girly looking, and is THE greatest person alive!
Eric Johnson is my CUP of TEA.
Eric Johnson is a musical genious.
Life without Eric Johnson would be soooooo lame!
I wish i was with Eric Johnson right now.
Eric Johnson by tori<3 February 1, 2008
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Eric Johnson 

Eric G. Johnson is a renowned musician. He is best known for his skills as a pianist. He performs novelty ragtime as well as many other genres including anywhere from popular songs and themes to abstract hip-hop, blues and jazz. He also plays ukulele, accordion, guitar, and harmonica.
Eric Johnson is a talented musican.
Eric Johnson by anonymous12906767 February 3, 2010

Eric Johnson 

A kid that is very immature. He loves to start fights and has a bad temper. He sucks at baseball and thinks he is good.
John: "Yo did you see eric johnson yesterday?"
Steve: "Yeah he cursed out the umpire and then started to cry when he got thrown out"
John: "I know! I laughed so hard because he is such a bitch!"
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026