racist, fat, mean-spirited, sexually confused, and funny as hell. A main character on the popular animated show South Park. he hangs out with Kyle Brovloski Stan Marsh and Kenny Mccormick. constanly makes fun off Kyle for being a Jew. He lives with his mother, and we never see his father. He constantly is coming up with crazy plans to make money or just has stupid ideas in order to have fun. He is very whiny at times. He is The Coon

A foul-mouthed, mean spirited, sexually confused, and morbidly obese 9-year-old on South Park.

A fat, Anti-Semetic cartoon character on South Park.

a realy cool dude who should be president.

Probably the funniest character in the popular series South Park.

The fat friend. He's a pimp, an O.G., He's the s#!+.

Full Name: Eric Theodore Cartman,Relatives: Liane Cartman
A demented 9 year old who is a racist,foulmouthed,and somewhat witty and cunning obese bastard child who appears on the Emmy winning series South Park. He is Known to hate Kyle Brofloski often calling him a "dumb jew." And whoes mother is a reverred "crack whore" who has both male and female genitals.

The closest thing to the true nature of human kind.