Also known as Z.E.U.S.
Z.E.U.S was founded very recently in response to the impeding
zombie apocalypse. Services include: ass kicking,
slaying zombies, fortification, ass kicking, and more zombie killing.
911: This is
911 emergency, what service do you require?
Guy: OMG there's zombies everywhere, we're trapped on our roof, send help!!!
911: Stay calm sir, Zombie Eradication Unguiferous Squad has been dispatched.
Guy: We're saved!
...
5 min later
...
Zombie Eradication Unguiferous Squad arrives on site.
...
1 min later
...
Guy: 911? Hello? Me again, all the zombies are dead, we'
ve been saved! Zombie Eradication Unguiferous Squad has done it again!
Guy1: Why is there a
boot sticking out of that dead zombie's face?
Guy2: Zombie Eradication Unguiferous Squad was here, and one of them kicked it's ass so
hard they lost their
boot.
Guy1: o_O
