Gentle Epstein

The act of masturbating while receiving a back massage

My girlfriend and I had a Gentle Epstein after she got home from work

by Jon Browngreen October 31, 2020

Epstein

Epsteins have a great sense of humor. Not all funny people are Epsteins, but all Epsteins are extremely funny.

Epstein is funny

by freddieforreal May 30, 2019

Epstein

A man who fell for womankind

Dude, in the long term, Jeffrey Epstein is unsong hero!

by September 15, 2020

Epstein's Dozen

A dozen is 12, a baker's dozen is 13, an Epstein's dozen is 14

I picked up an Epstein's dozen of doughnuts.

by Frenchtard October 20, 2023

Friend of Epstein

A way that Nonces can identify each other without outing themselves to the general public.

Andrew: "Hey whats going on down in this basement"
Ghislane: "Don't worry i'm a Friend of Epstein"
Andrew: "Lol me too, lets nonce this child."

by Donaldinho_iswot March 11, 2021

Epstein-Barr Syndrome

A mysteriously broken neck

Jimmy got Epstein-Barr Syndrome, so’s you need a new partner, see?

by LanceHN August 21, 2019

Mr. Jeffrey Epstein

Having underage sex slave party’s where Hollywoods cultists molest kiddy’s and perform sacrifices and feast on adreamacrome extracted by horrific acts on the innocent children

Mr. Jeffrey Epstein, it is time to tell the world who the real rulers are. Stop with the sextime and the kiddy cats

by Gmoneymight May 22, 2023