Having a pointless, useless existance and never amounting to anything in life. Much like being a useless tool no one wants to be around and overall general douchebaggery and never doing anything right. Also being known as the Karen of the group (see Dane Cook joke).
Sarcastic Jackass #1 : Kyle is just...so fucked up. He must have the Epic Fail Syndrome. It runs in the Demartino family.

Sarcastic Jackass #2: Yeah, why else would he have to lie about going to college. Did you hear he actually ASKED a girl to "reserve his spot for a partner project"? Who the fuck does that?

Sarcastic Jackass #3: Lmfao what a faggot

Girl (EFS subject asked to reserve spot) : OMFG I cant stand that fucker! Hes gotta have some sort of learning disability, he jsut stands there and flips his hair. Damn right he has Epic Fail Syndrome!
by karend...FAIL August 17, 2009
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when your life just sucks massive cock, and you suck at everything.
G1:Suck my dick!
G2: Sorry I choke on small items!
G1: ahawwaaahah..?!??!

you have epic fail syndrome, if your guy 1.
by arian_O March 20, 2010
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