The most useless class on the face of this planet if you live in an English speaking country. You basically get taught how to spell English words, how to use English grammar, and how to properly construct an English sentence.
Basically, if you live in an English speaking country, you are getting taught shit you already know. If you are an unlucky soul like me, you get assigned a DBQ (Document Based Question) where you have a stupid question like "Who Are The Outsiders", and then you have to read a background essay, answer questions, read all the documents and answer all the questions after each document. Then after THAT, you get to write a 3-4 paragraph essay on "Who Are The Outsiders". In other cases, the teacher will just make you write an essay about the most useless shit on Earth.
Sometimes, you get a vocabulary packet. Where I go to school, basically it's where you read a 9-10 paragraph essay that has 20-30 highlighted words. Then, after that, you go over all the words and their definitions. Then, you get to match the words with their definitions, match synonyms, match antonyms, and find out the central idea of the passage. Overall, their are about 65 questions on each packet. You must turn this in every week since each of these are worth 25% of your grade, and if you bring the wrong one, you are screwed.
In other words, the class sucks.
Basically, if you live in an English speaking country, you are getting taught shit you already know. If you are an unlucky soul like me, you get assigned a DBQ (Document Based Question) where you have a stupid question like "Who Are The Outsiders", and then you have to read a background essay, answer questions, read all the documents and answer all the questions after each document. Then after THAT, you get to write a 3-4 paragraph essay on "Who Are The Outsiders". In other cases, the teacher will just make you write an essay about the most useless shit on Earth.
Sometimes, you get a vocabulary packet. Where I go to school, basically it's where you read a 9-10 paragraph essay that has 20-30 highlighted words. Then, after that, you go over all the words and their definitions. Then, you get to match the words with their definitions, match synonyms, match antonyms, and find out the central idea of the passage. Overall, their are about 65 questions on each packet. You must turn this in every week since each of these are worth 25% of your grade, and if you bring the wrong one, you are screwed.
In other words, the class sucks.
by Master Of Nations December 21, 2020
Person 1: This is soooo haaard.
Person 2: What? Math class?
Person 1: No, english class.
Person 2: I feel for ya buddy...
Person 2: What? Math class?
Person 1: No, english class.
Person 2: I feel for ya buddy...
by SharpieAddict October 17, 2010
Classes that involve writing essays and reading text. Also known as the most boring type of class you will take in school. A hell of a lot different than math which is also known as the fun class.
by nilethe146 November 13, 2017
by transgenderacist March 8, 2021
by Yeee boiiiii November 11, 2021
The calss where you sit in the computer lab doing ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!!Also a time to eat and go on Facebook and try to find new ways of getting onto msn and other sites like that since they blocked ebuddy etc....
Jenna says(in a text)- "I am so bored.."
Lauren replies (in a text)- "oh you have an English class then?"
Jenna replies "Yupp and the teacher won't let me work on a computer because Ren and I were talking too much...and because I am not in dress code ;P"
Lauren replies- "oh jenna you are so hard core"
Lauren replies (in a text)- "oh you have an English class then?"
Jenna replies "Yupp and the teacher won't let me work on a computer because Ren and I were talking too much...and because I am not in dress code ;P"
Lauren replies- "oh jenna you are so hard core"
by Clana_Luver January 16, 2009
Another stupid class.
You start off the year, doing easy shit like a review or some shit, but by September or October, you're being forced to read some gayass book written in 1950 about some 11 year old faggot who got lost on an island or some shit. Most people don't give enough fucks to actually read the goddamn book, and use Spark Notes and Wikipedia to write their essay. You get more homework then in any other class. The average homework for a 7th-10th grader consists of reading some shit book, writing some shit essay, doing some shit worksheets or filling in shit answers on your Spelling book. Over all, this class sucks, the homework sucks and school sucks.
And to make shit worse, there is ZERO FUCKING things to learn in English class.
You start off the year, doing easy shit like a review or some shit, but by September or October, you're being forced to read some gayass book written in 1950 about some 11 year old faggot who got lost on an island or some shit. Most people don't give enough fucks to actually read the goddamn book, and use Spark Notes and Wikipedia to write their essay. You get more homework then in any other class. The average homework for a 7th-10th grader consists of reading some shit book, writing some shit essay, doing some shit worksheets or filling in shit answers on your Spelling book. Over all, this class sucks, the homework sucks and school sucks.
And to make shit worse, there is ZERO FUCKING things to learn in English class.
If you're ever forced to take this class, well, sucks for you. I just flunk the goddamn english class.
by Mk19 October 23, 2012