I gave her an English Breakfast
by _D_A_D_D_Y_ September 3, 2017
During morning sex, the man stands over the woman and 1) pinches off two hot crumpets on her chest and then 2) gives her a cup of tea by pissing on her while whistling like a tea pot.
She was hungry when we woke up, so I thought I'd kill two birds with one stone and give her an English Breakfast.
"If you step out of line again, I will give you an English Breakfastwith puréed crumpets!" James said to Lindsey.
"If you step out of line again, I will give you an English Breakfastwith puréed crumpets!" James said to Lindsey.
by D. Butter January 26, 2009
by British Gentleman January 22, 2008
i have a hangover, i need an english breakfast
by tyronedashizzle April 30, 2007
by timaustin January 22, 2009
A delightful morning sexual escapade whereby the male is woken by his female mate performing oral on his morning wood which is promptly followed by a full round of ass arching , intestinal rearranging by clapping her vaginally and anally. Actual breakfast at Denny’s thereafter is purely optional.
by Dick Onchin April 25, 2020
When you fuck a cup of tea and then drink it.
It is what the English used to do before tv was invented
It is what the English used to do before tv was invented
by Srdjan March 28, 2008