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Encyclopedia Shittanica 

1: one who is full of both useful but mostly useless knowledge, often categorized by movie, tv show, sports team, hobby, channel, but rarely books.
Me: "I don't know where this date is going, but it has a Seinfeld feel to it. I'd know how bad this could end if I could just remember the episode."

Waiter: "Call Wokerface. He's an Encyclopedia Shittanica. If he doesn't know, your smartphone might."
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Encyclopedia Shitanica 

1) You knew what the first commercial on VHS was, and showed me, you are Envyclopedia Shitanica

2) Mr Encyclopedia Shitanica lectured me on the origins of wood

3) The Encyclopedia Shitanica weighs more than the average weight of an empty beer can
Encyclopedia Shitanica by Scottneh December 17, 2023