The act of two females making love... equipment obviously not included.
What is presently referred to as: WOW HER WITH MY AWESOMENESS
Window-Peeper: I heard back in the fifties your grandmother got drunk and did the empty tango with Pocky's kinfolk.
Spoon-Licker: What can I say it was the fifties and she needed a College Rec.
Sheep-Cote Clod: I wish I could harass some sheep. If only it wasn't for my stiff peg-legs *looks down sadly*.