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What one says after hurting another's feelings enough that they are left completely Speechless (or possibly in tears)
Mark: Steve, you're such an unbelievable prick that I hope you fall down in the middle of a construction site because you broke both of your legs and then have each and every muscle and bone crushed into oblivion as a JCB runs over your corpse...

Steve:*overwhelmed at the previous statement but at the same time fearfully anticipating this possibility*

Mark: EMOTIONAL CRIT!
by I'm that guy who watches you! January 18, 2011
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