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Emmett is an amazing guy. He's the type to keep a smile on your face even when he's not around. He's the best thing that could happen to you.

He's the best thing that happened to me. I love Emmett
Emmetts a miracle
by omunique January 07, 2014
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emmett is a word meaning Pimp. If your an emmett ur a pimp. another meaning is a cool guy.
what an emmett with all thoes chicks. i wish i was an emmett!
by emmetts the man June 21, 2006
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An attractive man with a huge penis, he is also a good in bed and great at kissing!
I went home with an emmett last night.
by bballer88 July 21, 2010
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An Emmett is a really funny guy who will do almost anything to make other people happy. He chooses others over himself and is also very generous. He knows how to make the mood great and makes everyone around him happy. He's also very talented. An Emmett is usually a great match with a Jasmine.
Girl 1: I wish I had a great guy...

Girl 2: You mean like an Emmett?

Girl 1: Exactly!
by OmgTomato October 16, 2015
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The type of guy who falls asleep whilst on the toilet and goes home covered in Jam.
Hey, did you see emmett last night?" "Yeah, I had to take a leak in the sink, so i covered him in Jam
by Wrestletastic April 13, 2011
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He is the best boyfriend you could ever have. There are no words to describe him. He is funny. You may find that Emmetts have at least one friend that truly care about. It could be a girl too. He has a great personality.
He is such an Emmett.
by Doglover55555555 December 28, 2016
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1. A wannabe gangster/emo felon who is a very naughty boy and is attracted to whores. nasty whores

2. Penis
hey did u see emmett last night?" "no all i saw was a tall guy cutting himself with his grills while a no-boobed whore was sucking his vagina
by merrrrrrrrrrrrrrr September 02, 2010
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