by Docok December 11, 2010
As a reference to The Lego Movie, and the amazing masterpiece it is, and the awesome main character, Emmet, played by Chris Pratt. (Chris Pratt has the transcendent title of "Ultimate Emmet Swag".) It's when an actor has become so good as an actor, that he gets the highest title of quality.
- "Michael Caine is such a good actor, he has Emmet Swag."
- "Matthew McConaughey gets all the goods- awards, fame, and Emmet Swag."
- "Matthew McConaughey gets all the goods- awards, fame, and Emmet Swag."
by Jacobawitz1 July 6, 2014
this is the boy who IS SO FREAKING ANNOYING. like they have that chipmunk voice and love fingerboards. they probably have add or adhd and can’t stay still. (they also are really short) a john emmet also wear vans ALL DAY
by bry2022 February 22, 2020
The nickname given to very upstanding white gentlemen whose dick is longer than your life span, gets bitches like he is at a dog pound and is an all around fucking awesome guy
by Africanamericanexpress April 26, 2015
Probably the most fascinating species there is. Emmet the kojo was a full time dream chaser before he pursued his passion in being a professional Pokemon. He also works as dejis stunt double and is sometimes mistaken of being that guy from the mosque that’s bare weird and always touches you and pretends he’s talking to someone.
Person: woah who’s that riding that skateboard
Person 2: that my friend is a emmet the kojo
Person : I think I’m in love
Person 2: that my friend is a emmet the kojo
Person : I think I’m in love
by Sbkdixgwvwjsid s 288374922 June 16, 2018
Emmet Glascott is a music producer and song-writer from Waterford, Ireland. Known for collaboration with Grammy award winning drummer Dylan Wissing & DJ/Record producer Ironik. Emmets music have been used in sold out cinemas. Emmet may also be known for his amazing marketing attempts such as entering the Love Island villa as a late bombshell contestant which almost nearly happened.
by JamesW90 November 22, 2021
shit head loser who loves girls who don't like him back a total perv and has a tiny penis and no one likes him and his fat self
by guythereal21265 March 23, 2017