elyssa dixon is the most swaggyest person you'll ever meet! she drinks capri sun on a daily while being the most funniest person on the planet! she doesnt even have to try, because shes that funny #lšŸ˜‚l. elyssa can sing ANY jacob sartorious songs!!!! HELL šŸ‘ HOMEY
"hey is that elyssa?" "hell yeah it is!!" "WOAH SHES SINGING SWEATSHIRT BY JACOB SWAGGY"
elyssa: "you can wear MY sweatshirt homeys"
them: falls in love

elyssa dixon can sing.
by elyssasswagdog March 13, 2021
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