Top Definition
When your lover gives you a blow-job while shoving Keebler Elf Cookies into your anus, then he-she/ licks the cookie-mush from your butt hole.
Tina gave Evan the best Elvish Piper he had ever had, then vomited on his chest giving him a Cosby Sweater.
by Insulin Lad June 05, 2010

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