The Elvis Presley Volcano is a complex sexual technique as described by DarkestDay:
It is a fairly complicated move to pull off, but if you do it right, you will be A GOD. First, you need a condom, some vinegar, some baking soda, and a funnel.
So, you then convince your girlfriend to let you have anal sex with her. You put on the condom and put your wang up there, but while you are in there, you pull out but leave the condom in her rectal cavity. Then, you insert the funnel in real stealthy like so she thinks you are back inside her.
Then, you pour the baking soda in the condom, then, you pour the vinegar in. Then, you grab her ass and clench her ass cheeks together. If you do this right then you will effectively seal the vinegar and baking soda concoction in the condom, not letting it escape. Then, you grab her and shake her up. Then when she asks what you are doing you yell "I'M ALL SHOOK UP, UH-HU!!!!" and let go of her ass. The pressure that has built up in the condom (which is still in her rectal cavity) will be released and she will go hovering around the room.
It is a fairly complicated move to pull off, but if you do it right, you will be A GOD. First, you need a condom, some vinegar, some baking soda, and a funnel.
So, you then convince your girlfriend to let you have anal sex with her. You put on the condom and put your wang up there, but while you are in there, you pull out but leave the condom in her rectal cavity. Then, you insert the funnel in real stealthy like so she thinks you are back inside her.
Then, you pour the baking soda in the condom, then, you pour the vinegar in. Then, you grab her ass and clench her ass cheeks together. If you do this right then you will effectively seal the vinegar and baking soda concoction in the condom, not letting it escape. Then, you grab her and shake her up. Then when she asks what you are doing you yell "I'M ALL SHOOK UP, UH-HU!!!!" and let go of her ass. The pressure that has built up in the condom (which is still in her rectal cavity) will be released and she will go hovering around the room.
by From LUE May 5, 2006
Elvis Aaron Presley was born on January 8, 1935 in Tupelo,Mississippi and died on August 16,1977 in Graceland Memphis Tennessee due to a heart attack he was mainly called the King of Rock and he would've been 87 years old if he were alive today.
by Idk_random February 25, 2022
The most handsome man in the world, the best selling artist and just a great person. I love Elvis Presley so much he is the love of my life and he will always be remembered.
Person 1- “hey have you heard Elvis Presley song Heartbreak Hotel?”
Person 2- “of course I love that song!”
Person 2- “of course I love that song!”
by elvispresleyswife September 12, 2023
The hottest man to ever live. The daddiest of daddies. His voice can make any person melt and one look can make a girl faint. He’s got one of the largest and (horniest)fan base you’ll ever meet.
Sophie “I want Elvis Presley soooo bad. He could slap him and I’d say thank you”
Mary “any era I’d take him. He is so fine. I want him to talk dirty to me”
Sophie “I want him to do more than that to me”
Mary “any era I’d take him. He is so fine. I want him to talk dirty to me”
Sophie “I want him to do more than that to me”
by greatgig October 25, 2023