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Elverta is a skinny blonde babe with big blue eyes and a nice ass. She's great at putting shitheads in their place and encouraging bitches to speak their minds. She can only cook grill cheese sandwhiches.
Elverta will kick your ass if she hears you talking shit like that.
by Dr. Fuzzy Slippers December 31, 2012