Ellensburg

A small town in the middle of f*****g nowhere. Has a rodeo/fair, which is the only thing worthwhile to do there unless of course you want to go to college, which 90% of the towns population has never been to because they were too busy working on the farm. The other 10% actually attends the college and spends their free time smashing glass bottles in the bike lane. Has an awesome doughnut shop, a really good ice cream shop, and a semi talented high school. People should go there at least once in their life to get the experience.

Where do you live?

Ellensburg.
wait, where?

Ellensburg.

Sorry, I didn't quite catch that.

ELLENSBURG

where the hell is that???

Ellensburg by dontblink July 15, 2014

Ellensburg

Short for Ellensburg, Washington. Has CWU, the bestest university ever. Also has a disproportionately large amount of burger joints and a middle school older than Grandpa Jack.

I just visited Ellensburg and the middle school caved in while I was there! I was so dumbfounded I spat out my tasty burger that I had gotten earlier at the burger joint across the street from CWU!

Ellensburg by Bobby Fro June 26, 2008

Ellensburg

Hick-town hole in the middle of nowhere.

"Where the heck are we? There's nothing for miles except some crazy hicks....... ohhh..... Ellensburg."

Ellensburg by Not so hick June 25, 2008

Ellensburg

A tiny little desolate wasteland in the center of Washington with a few buildings spewed across the land. There's absolutely jack-shit to do there, except for smoke pot and go to college (which coincide with each other). Apart from a comic shop and a Taco Bell, there's not a whole lot actually worth going to. Plus the whole damn place smells like cow shit.

Ellensburg, Washington is the most desolate, smelly, boring place on the face of the earth, and yet, we all love it.

Ellensburg by themanwhoridesgoats September 18, 2012

Ellensburg Two Stroke

Sexual act with the cremated remains of an ex-lover where you spit in the urn, get the ashes in your hand, jerk 2 strokes, jizz in the ashes, and cry out “aaaand there’s your receipt”

On the anniversary of his ex-girlfriend overdosing on heroin Tyler broke into her parents' trailer, took the urn containing her ashes off the bookshelf full of NASCAR memorabilia and gave her an Ellensburg Two Stroke for old times sake.

Ellensburg Two Stroke by SteveLaurent May 4, 2019

eldersburg 

Town in Carroll County Maryland. nothing to do. It has three things..
1. Dennys
2. Cornfields
3. Kids using alcohol/drugs.

when all 3 are used in the right combination in one night.. it's an okay town. otherwise. people really enjoy driving 45 mins to an hour to get somewhere halfway decent to do something fun.

Person 1: I hate this town.
Person 2: I can't wait to get out of eldersburg..
Person 3: I wish OC wasnt 4 hours away.
Person 4: Lets go get fucked up then go to dennys.
All: SOunds like last night... okay.

eldersburg by aoslkfjdj July 5, 2006

Ebensburg 

A town, sorry, 'borough' with a population of roughly 3,000 people.
A place where absolutely nothing exciting happens.
A place that consists of 50 pizza places, 3 Subway restaurants, a large resevoir called "Lake Rowena," sucky borough workers who dig up large chunks of sidewalks (leaving them hazardous for weeks) and who plow the snow right back in your driveway after you spent 3 hours pushing it out, and plenty of bars/liquor shops.
A place where there was especially nothing to do for a few months because of the closing of the local video store, "Video Warehouse."
A place that houses the best chinese buffet place ever, "Pearl House."
A place where one high school isn't enough for the 600 kids who go to school, so there are two.

"We're going to 'have a blast' in Ebensburg!"

Ebensburg by One bored lady... April 25, 2009