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A mean, openly feminist psychology professor at the Osceola Valencia campus in FL. She puts femofascist propaganda in her exams and will sometimes take over another professor's class and completely change what is in the final at the last minute , screwing the students. She also often claims that 25% of all women in the US have, or will be raped.
Ellen Pastorino: 25 % of all females in America are raped.

Student: that statistic is impossible.
by codpiece thief September 05, 2009

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