Elizabethtown College 

A private liberal arts college located in Elizabethtown, PA (not to be confused with Elizabethtown, KY) The campus is very small, but well kept and very beautiful. Tuition is extremely expensive, but admissions offers substantial financial aid and there are always new facilities, labs and technology being built or introduced to the campus. The college is filled with quality students who actually enjoy being there. While admittedly the party scene does not compare to larger state schools, it more than makes up in academics and quality of life for the students.

"Oh you go to Elizabethtown College? Isn't that in Kentucky!?"

"Uh, no. But it's 15 minutes from Hershey, PA and smells like chocolate."

Elizabethtown College by civilized college student August 16, 2009

Elizabethtown 

The largest city in Kentucky between Owensboro and Louisville, each of which are about 50 miles or so from this location. The city has a population of about 24,000 and consists of many fast-food and sit-down restaurants, shopping centers, and considerably-good schools.

Elizabethtown's nickname is E-town.

Elizabethtown by The Midwestrn Soldier November 30, 2004

Elizabethtown Area High School  

1.The kind of high school that teaches some things, but not as good as other schools.

2.A class lower than homeschooling.

3.A place to send your kids when you can't afford a real school.

What? You don't know that? Did you go to Elizabethtown Area High School (or just "E-town")??

He's so dumb! He must go to Elizabethtown Area High School (or just "E-town")!

Elizabethtown Area High School by flippymerv April 5, 2009

Elizabethtown 

One of the worst movies ever made, despite the fact it had a great cast (Orlando Bloom and Kirsten Dunst).

"I just finished watching 'Elizabethtown.' I can't believe i wasted my time"

Elizabethtown by bobbbbbbbbie July 25, 2006

Elizabethton 

Area in TN that rejects black people and has dirty cops it is the meth capital of TN and every one there is related and sleeps with their cousin

Those cops up in elizabethton are selling meth at the food city.

Elizabethton by Statetropper88 July 14, 2020