Elizabethtown College

A private liberal arts college located in Elizabethtown, PA (not to be confused with Elizabethtown, KY) The campus is very small, but well kept and very beautiful. Tuition is extremely expensive, but admissions offers substantial financial aid and there are always new facilities, labs and technology being built or introduced to the campus. The college is filled with quality students who actually enjoy being there. While admittedly the party scene does not compare to larger state schools, it more than makes up in academics and quality of life for the students.

"Oh you go to Elizabethtown College? Isn't that in Kentucky!?"

"Uh, no. But it's 15 minutes from Hershey, PA and smells like chocolate."

Elizabethtown College by civilized college student August 16, 2009

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Elizabethtown

The largest city in Kentucky between Owensboro and Louisville, each of which are about 50 miles or so from this location. The city has a population of about 24,000 and consists of many fast-food and sit-down restaurants, shopping centers, and considerably-good schools.

Elizabethtown's nickname is E-town.

Elizabethtown by The Midwestrn Soldier November 30, 2004

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Elizabethtown Area High School

1.The kind of high school that teaches some things, but not as good as other schools.

2.A class lower than homeschooling.

3.A place to send your kids when you can't afford a real school.

What? You don't know that? Did you go to Elizabethtown Area High School (or just "E-town")??

He's so dumb! He must go to Elizabethtown Area High School (or just "E-town")!

Elizabethtown Area High School by flippymerv April 5, 2009

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Elizabethtown

One of the worst movies ever made, despite the fact it had a great cast (Orlando Bloom and Kirsten Dunst).

"I just finished watching 'Elizabethtown.' I can't believe i wasted my time"

Elizabethtown by bobbbbbbbbie July 25, 2006

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Elizabethton

Area in TN that rejects black people and has dirty cops it is the meth capital of TN and every one there is related and sleeps with their cousin

Those cops up in elizabethton are selling meth at the food city.

Elizabethton by Statetropper88 July 14, 2020

Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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