Elizabeth Swann

The female main character in the wonderful movie Pirates of the Caribbean. She always seems to be in a love triangle (Will, Norrington. Then in the second movie Will, Jack).

The daughter of the governor of Port Royale, played by actress Keira Knightley. Tends to faint quite a lot.

"I can't breathe!"

Elizabeth Swann: There will come a moment when you have the chance to do the right thing.
Captain Jack Sparrow: I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by.

Elizabeth Swann by Kikikina September 14, 2008

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Anti Elizabeth Swann Movement

The Anti Elizabeth Swann Movement was founded on May 2nd, 2007 by the Elizabeth Swann haters of the Orlando Bloom Files Message Board. Priding ourselves as 'the dark side that has seen the light', we spend countless threads exposing Elizabeth Swann of the Pirates of the Caribbean trilogy for what she truly is. With Lovable Larry as our mascot, and Kill the Beast as our slogan, not to mention our posionous cookies reserved for the Beast herself, we have truly seen the Pirate King for what she is. A lying, murdering, backstabbing, Tortuga wench that doesn't deserve the likes of Will, Jack or James. She has lips of death, since every man she kissed died. Even her father. The Anti Lizzies also gave Elizabeth the name of Ninja Warrior Barbie. Don't believe anything Disney says...it's all LIESSS!! XD

Besides, Anti Lizzies just have more fun.

Save a Will, KILL THE BEAST!
-Anti Elizabeth Swann Movement

Anti Elizabeth Swann Movement by Cap'nTurnersQueen March 22, 2008

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Pro Elizabeth Swann Movement

The 100% Pro Elizabeth Swann Movement, now known as the 100% Pro Elizabeth Turner Movement, was founded on May 20, 2007 by the members of the Orlando Bloom Files Message Board who are supporters of Elizabeth Swann, one of the major characters from the Pirates of the Caribbean films.
Originally, the movement was not intended for Pro Elizabeths, but shippers of Willabeth. Over time, we became more of a Pro Elizabeth group, until we decided it would be best to change the entire purpose of the Movement.
As members of the Pro Elizabeth Movement, we discover the positive aspects of her character and her roles in the films. We have written and posted essays stating our reasons for being part of the Movement, and also have created a Pro Elizabeth MySpace page.
A few activities that members of the Movement have enjoyed in the past were making graphics to show our dedication, and watching the Pirates films on TV across the country and commenting on our favorite Pro Lizzy scenes.
:0) Yay Lizzy! :-D

Got Pro Liz?
-100% Pro Elizabeth Turner Movement
(AKA: Pro Elizabeth Swann Movement)

Pro Elizabeth Swann Movement by horse_gerbil June 21, 2008

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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