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A person who has nothing better to do other than spy on their fellow Social Media friends for signs of gossip.
Their duties include:
1. Scour other people's social media profiles for news they can use for their own joviality.
2. Using partners/friends account so they can't be traced or twitched at themselves.
3. Check out how sexy members of the opposite sex are without the person knowing.
I'm sure so and so is an electronic curtain twitcher as they seem to know so much about me and we're not even friends.
by The Real Funky Gibbon October 17, 2013
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