Top Definition
An old guy with douche like characteristics, including but not limited to:
An Earring
Sleaveless Shirts
Tattoos on the Biceps
Ed Hardy Shirts
Blue Tooth in the ear
Excessive Jewelry
The gym was overrun by Elder Douche tonight.
by bartyjoe from the land of sand March 16, 2011

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