El cunto Share definition Flag European influenced,more polite way of calling someone a cunt,or could be specifically used to describe someone who is both: a)Spanish b) a cunt Man, check out El Cunto on hotel reception!El Cunto and his goons came round last night! El cunto by mau mau February 5, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the El cunto mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch