Someone who enjoys full shitters, duck hunting and tickles of mustaches. Some could say the world is overpopulated with eichorns. Eichorns are daredevils of the poop pot. You would rather your daughter to marry a broke ass nigga than an eichorn.

“Shitter is full Clark, must call an eichorn”

“What’s that smell? Smells like an eichorn”

“Nothings as dirty as a dirty eichorn”

Eichorn by Discreetbuthonest August 3, 2018

Eichorn

German for squirrel

Look at that Eichorn

Eichorn by Emmaisasicklad June 17, 2019

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

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