Pepe: Are you kidding me? I 'm too pretty for the tennis court. I belong to a country club.
Bobo: Well, I'm going to the burger stand. Do you care to join me?
Pepe: Dude, I only consume caviar and fine wines.
Bobo: You don't have a job.
Pepe: I'm a movie star!
Bobo: Dude, you're an EGONUT!