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Egonut is someone who exaggeratedly loves himself. He thinks he owns the universe. An egonut usually snubs everyone. He also believes that he's very famous and rich even though he can't afford rice and beans.
Bobo: Hi Pepe, would you like to play tennis with me today?

Pepe: Are you kidding me? I 'm too pretty for the tennis court. I belong to a country club.

Bobo: Well, I'm going to the burger stand. Do you care to join me?

Pepe: Dude, I only consume caviar and fine wines.

Bobo: You don't have a job.

Pepe: I'm a movie star!

Bobo: Dude, you're an EGONUT!
by lili dauphin September 21, 2009
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