Educagy

pronounced 'ed-joo-kay-jee,' it means severe, life threatening allergy to education.

Fred's Mother: "Why aren't you at school today Fred?!"
Fred: "I can't go to school anymore."
Fred's Mother: "But Why!?"
Fred: "I was diagnosed with Educagy...it's in the final stage."
Fred's Mother: "OH GOD NO!! NOT MY SON!!"

Bob: "Did you hear about Fred?"
Mitch: "Yeah dude, poor guy got Educagy."

by spad3 December 9, 2012