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ed's goatee
The
manliest
of all facial hair.
Ed's goatee
is everything that is wanted or desired by women. Other men wish they could have Ed's goatee.
Chuck Norris
is only
CHuck Norris
, because he started with Ed's goatee.
Jeez
, I can't get women to
talk to me
...I wish I could grow
Ed's goatee
.
by
Richard Potato
September 2, 2014
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