You: Wanna play some bball?
Johnny: I am too busy eating the cat tonight
You: oh shit dawg.
by bstsbitches October 21, 2010
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Another way for saying that you're eating pussy
White or Black guy: Asians have small dicks

Asian: You know what's stereotype is also true... We like eating the cat
by smokinquack December 13, 2018
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Something that many Asian's have done.
<Husband>"Me got cat!"
<Wife>"Good, take fur off."
<Husband>"Noo, me take fur off later."
<Wife>"Hurry up, me want to shove in overn and cook already."
<Husband>"I like to eat cat."
by Bib Jones June 22, 2008
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Not thinking for oneself. Believing a fun story or propaganda because it's what you want to hear.

Derived from the urban legend that the local Chinese restaurant is serving cat. A few seconds of thinking about how much meat a restaurant uses and the price of fattening up pigs, cows, chickens, or cats should convince a person who thinks for themselves that cat isn't being served.
If you believe that, you're eating cat.
by SlowReading July 24, 2012
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ALF: I'm eating cat
Willie: don't fire me
by MayDayMeh August 22, 2017
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Eat A Cat Day
Eat A Cat Day is a national holiday that occurrs on November 27th, first celebrated in 1219, it was a day to make revenge on Sir Catsburg, who owned 1000 cats, but treated his people very badly, and only cared for his cats. So the people ate his cats in revenge. It became a national holiday in 1947.. Eat A Cat Day was officially banned in America in 1980, because the president thought it was insane to eat cats
Today is Eat A Cat Day guys!-me
What!?!?!?!?-friends
by Ieatcats September 18, 2021
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