Ear Rape

Used to define an unwanted, one-way conversation which makes you feel dirty and or used afterwards.

Man, I wish they made ear condoms because the new guy just decided to ear rape me about his personal problems.

by Leroy Mansauce July 22, 2009

Ear Rape

Non-consensual, nonreciprocal verbal penetration of the ear canals causing damage to the psyche which may or may not result in the germination of an ear fetus. PC version: Auditory Despoilment

Roberto cornered me by the urinal and started talking to me about his gun collection; before I knew it I had been repeatedly and brutally ear raped.

by kr80 December 20, 2018

Ear Rape

If someone holds another's ear for 9 seconds or longer it is considered rape.

If you don't stop I swear I will ear rape you!

by bLAJH bLAH March 2, 2017

Ear Rape

My friend on Xbox Chimneytooth152

Someone who ear rapes alot

by WeAllWannaDie May 30, 2018

Ear Rape

When you hear someone who is so damn annoying that the sound of their voice is worse than being penetrated in the ear.

Rosa: "HEY JONO! AJHKVHLIKVJBKDFJK!! I'M LOUDDDD!"

Jordan: "Wow that Rosa chick just ear raped me."

Steve: "Yea... me too"

by JT Super Bad January 18, 2007

Ear Rape

Extremely loud songs or music.

I listened to ear rape songs yesterday. Now i can't hear.

by fixo March 13, 2019

Ear Rape

When you and another person are sharing headphones and one of the people yanks the earphones out of the person's ear. Can also refer to earphones getting yanked out due to the wire getting caught on something while the person is in motion.

James ear raped me when he jumped out of his seat.

by Jimmy Bizzle February 29, 2008