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The second sex move on the Hardcore Sex List. Man stretches out mega floppy until it is 5 feet long. Then Insert into vagina/ear when it comes out opposite ear or the anus take one end of the mega floppy and pull back and forth successfully cleaning out ear wax/shit out of partners anus/ears.
My girlfriend couldn't hear very well so I gave her the Ear/Vagina Clearer.
by Wiggle_Wam July 18, 2013
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