East Tennessee State University is a four year college located in Johnson City Tennessee. ETSU is commonly referred to as a suitcase college because the majority of students go home on the weekends or commute to school. ETSU has strong programs in Education, Nursing, and Digital Media. It also offers unique majors such as Blue Grass and Story Telling to preserve the distinct Appalachian culture located in the mountain region of VA, TN, and NC. ETSU commonly attracts laid pack, outdoorsy people who enjoy lounging around playing mandolins and fiddles.
I go to ETSU because I enjoy the mountains and want to avoid the stupid-ass, Greek Life kids who go to UT in that shit hole Knoxville.
by worldofpudding December 26, 2011
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Sigma Kappa's Gamma Lambda chapter at ETSU has the closest sisterhood around. They are by far the classiest and most down-to-earth girls to be found. Not only are they known for being beautiful they are often considered the girls you bring home to mom. It is not to be said that they do not know how to have fun, let loose, and party hard!

~One Heart, One Way~
Freshman Girl: Who should I pledge?

Upperclassmen: Definatly Sigma Kappa at ETSU, if you can get in! They are the classiest, sweetest, most fun girls around!
by ETSU Student November 22, 2011
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