Australian slang used to describe a person who walks around racecourses picking up discarded tickets. Their actions mimic those of the flightless bird, the Emu (Dromaius novaehollandiae).
That fucking emu picked up my ticket before it hot the ground!
by Googles January 14, 2005
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n. A large, flightless bird related to the ostrich.
Hey Kagon! It's an emu!
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"Hey, you're one of those "emu" kids right?"

"It's emo you f*** dult!!!"
by hei October 25, 2007
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THE MOST KICKASS ANIMAL I HAVE EVER heard of they are the coolest thing ever!!!!
wow emus are the most kickass animals invented!!!!!!!
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A slang for "emo". Meaning: A rather "large" emo kid that sat on the "O" and broke it...then procided to cry about it.
Emu kid: Oh god, my life is horrible and I'm so fat. I think I'll listen to Hawthorn Heights and cut myself in a corner. I should just stop eating and starve myself. *stuffs doughnut in mouth while crying*
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the name given to the act performed on a man's penis when it is soft, usually due to the intake of too much alcohol or narcotics resulting in a 'floppy willy' and the act carried out consists of the finger tips being placed together around the penis and moved up and down similar to the movement/appearance of an emu bird's head, neck & beak!!!
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A giant, flightless bird native to Austrailia. European explorers first spotted the emu in 1696. Since then, they have become one of Australia's most famous species-and the continent's unofficial emblem. But don't underestimate the emu just because it looks like a comically overgrown turkey. It is a big bird and can grow as tall as 6.2 ft (1.9 m) and weigh around 110 ib. (50 kg). It is also powerful, exceptionally fast, and amazingly adaptable. While many of Australia's other flightless birds are struggling to cope with the modern world, the emu has survived and thrived.
1932 was the year of the Great Emu War. The Australian government sent troops into the outback to cull the rising numbers of emus because they were destroying farmers' crops.
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